f*ck your stupid birthday.

f*ck your stupid birthday.


Birthday Party Balloons. Mature Balloons.

F*ck Your Stupid Birthday!

• 1 latex balloon with helium
• 12" pearl white balloons
• Black ink
• Helium quality
• Made from 100% latex & completely biodegradable

• CHOKING HAZARD - Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate on uninflated balloons or broken balloons.
• Don’t release balloons into the sky because they can kill wildlife and then you’re the dick who killed wildlife. Don’t be a dick.

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